Joke of the day

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao
Meri”
Naukar: “ Wo To Sahab Ke Saath
Room Mein So Rahi Hai ”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “ To Fir Mein Kya Karoo ”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar
De”
After Killing
Naukar: “ Laasho Ka Kya Karu? ”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming
Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke
Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “ Par Hamare Ghar Mein To
Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi ”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan
Wrong Number Si“