joke of the day

Ek Cute Little Girl Shop Par Gayi Aur Shopkeeper Se Kehti Hai,
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Cute Girl: “Uncle, Jab Main Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Ladke Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karwaoge?
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Shopkeeper Haste Hue: “Haan Beta, Karwa Dunga.”
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Girl: “To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na.“