Friday, January 9, 2015
Taken 3 moview review
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crime,
hollywood,
Sunny leone,
taken 3 ratings,
taken 3 review,
tevar ratings,
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Tevar Movie Review............
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arjun kapoor,
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Sunny leone,
tevar,
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Thursday, January 8, 2015
6 Ways all the haters of MSD dont show their faces..........To the fans of msd
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
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Sunny leone
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Rofl
1 Budha Aya Saath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Laya
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya'
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya'
Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya'
Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap'
Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya.?
Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai'
Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set Sirf Ek Hai.
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya'
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya'
Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya'
Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap'
Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya.?
Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai'
Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set Sirf Ek Hai.
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Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
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Jjoke,
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Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
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Sunny leone
Joke of the day
Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao
Meri”
Naukar: “ Wo To Sahab Ke Saath
Room Mein So Rahi Hai ”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “ To Fir Mein Kya Karoo ”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar
De”
After Killing
Naukar: “ Laasho Ka Kya Karu? ”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming
Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke
Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “ Par Hamare Ghar Mein To
Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi ”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan
Wrong Number Si“
Meri”
Naukar: “ Wo To Sahab Ke Saath
Room Mein So Rahi Hai ”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “ To Fir Mein Kya Karoo ”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar
De”
After Killing
Naukar: “ Laasho Ka Kya Karu? ”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming
Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke
Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “ Par Hamare Ghar Mein To
Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi ”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan
Wrong Number Si“
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
joke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
Status for facebook Icc,
Sunny leone
Alia bhat trollsvs karishma Tanna trols...lol
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
Status for facebook Icc,
Sunny leonel
Pk Trolls
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Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
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Lol
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Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
Status for facebook Icc,
Sunny leone
joke of the day
Ek Cute Little Girl Shop Par Gayi Aur Shopkeeper Se Kehti Hai,
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Cute Girl: “Uncle, Jab Main Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Ladke Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karwaoge?
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Shopkeeper Haste Hue: “Haan Beta, Karwa Dunga.”
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Girl: “To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na.“
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Cute Girl: “Uncle, Jab Main Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Ladke Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karwaoge?
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Shopkeeper Haste Hue: “Haan Beta, Karwa Dunga.”
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Girl: “To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na.“
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
Status for facebook Icc,
Sunny leone
joke epic
2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
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Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
"Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe
Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
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2nd:"bahut Sare Sitare
1st:"isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd:"asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st:"abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
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Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
"Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe
Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
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2nd:"bahut Sare Sitare
1st:"isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd:"asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st:"abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
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Sunny leone
UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..
Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..
Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!" hahahaha ..!
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..
Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..
Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!" hahahaha ..!
english joke
Teacher -"Behind every successful
man, there is a
woman."
What did we learn from this ?
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Students - we should stop wasting
our time here in
studies and find a woman!
man, there is a
woman."
What did we learn from this ?
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Students - we should stop wasting
our time here in
studies and find a woman!
Labels:
Alia bhatt trolls,
cricket matches,
cricket worldcup,
Funny Captions modi,
Hindi Adult jokes,
Jjoke,
Kapil sharma jokes,
Non veg Jokes,
salman khan new movie,
Sharukh khan,
Status for facebook Icc,
Sunny leone
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