Friday, January 9, 2015

Fun Time








for mor follow this blog everyday
SATURDAY AND SUNDAY; FUNNY STUF
FRIDAY;HOLLYWOOD AND BOLLYWOOD MVIEW REVIEWS AND RATTINGS
MON-SUN;CRICKET UPDATES......

Taken 3 moview review

Movie rating;2/5
Taken a crime movie with a great series but this part really sucks with a not so good direction and dissapoints you this time........

Tevar Movie Review............

My rating;2/5
Tevar is an average movie with lack of action and some fake scenes except ending movie was gud it is a remake of telgue and tamil film and it disappoints you if u r a movie worm................FOR MORE REVIEWS AND RATTINGS CHECK MY BLOG EVERY FRIDAY......GOOD NIGHT

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Rofl

1 Budha Aya Saath Me 1 Budhiya Ko Laya
'Hotel Me Ja K Waiter Ko Bulaya'
Dono Ne Apna-apna Order Mangaya'
Pehle Budhe Ne Khaya Budhiya Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Fir Budhiya Ne Khaya Budhe Ne Pankha Hilaya'
Ye Dekh K Waiter Sharmaya Aur Usne Farmaya'
Aaye Laila Majnu K Maa Baap'
Tum Dono Me Itna Pyar Hai,
To Khana 1 Sath Kyu Nahi Khaya.?
Iss Par Budhe Ne Farmaya!
Beta Tera Sawal To Nek Hai'
Par Hamare Pas Daanto Ka Set Sirf Ek Hai. 

Joke of the day

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao
Meri”
Naukar: “ Wo To Sahab Ke Saath
Room Mein So Rahi Hai ”
Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon”
Naukar: “ To Fir Mein Kya Karoo ”
Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar
De”
After Killing
Naukar: “ Laasho Ka Kya Karu? ”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming
Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke
Bhaag Ja”
Naukar: “ Par Hamare Ghar Mein To
Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi ”
Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan
Wrong Number Si“

cricket trolls


Bollywood trolls


body building motivation fact



#TRUE

Alia bhat trollsvs karishma Tanna trols...lol

#EPIC

Pk Trolls

PK HO KA....................HAHAAHAHAAHAH

tom n jerry joke

NICE TRUE LINES................

Lol

                                                                  pregnant battery

joke of the day

Ek Cute Little Girl Shop Par Gayi Aur Shopkeeper Se Kehti Hai,
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Cute Girl: “Uncle, Jab Main Badi Ho Jaungi To Aap Apne Ladke Ki Shaadi Mujhse Karwaoge?
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Shopkeeper Haste Hue: “Haan Beta, Karwa Dunga.”
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Girl: “To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko Ek Dairymilk Do Na.“

joke epic

2 Dost Jungle Mein,
Raste Me Raat Ho Gayi
Wo Tent Laga K So Gaye..
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Raat Ko 1 Dost Ki Ankh Khuli..
Usne Dusre Ko Jaga K Kaha:
"Aasman Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Bata Tujhe
Kya Nazar Aatahai..??
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2nd:"bahut Sare Sitare
1st:"isse Kya Pata Chalta Hai..??
2nd:"asman Khubsurat Hai..
1st:"abey Newton Ki Aulad,
Tent Chori Ho Gaya Hai..
UNKNOWN CALL-
HE:"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE:"Yes! Who r u?"
HE:"Tera bhai..
Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!"
ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-
HE"Do u hv a bf?"
SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?"
HE-"I m ur bf..
Cheat u broke my heart!"
SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!"
HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....
Aaj to bas ghar aane ki der hai!"      hahahaha ..!

english joke

Teacher -"Behind every successful
man, there is a
woman."
What did we learn from this ?
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Students - we should stop wasting
our time here in
studies and find a woman!